was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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