i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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