The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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