omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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