bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Screwed.edu
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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