You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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