I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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