just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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