We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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