Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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