I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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