Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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