Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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