I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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