I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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