Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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