lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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