i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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