I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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