just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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