Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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