We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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