ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
my shit smells like andre
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.