We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize