He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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