Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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