It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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