nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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