he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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