She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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