I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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