the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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