just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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