Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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