It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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