I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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