And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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