and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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