rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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