i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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