oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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