is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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