Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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