And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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