Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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