Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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