whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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