So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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