brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
