Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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