Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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