So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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