drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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