in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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