I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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