margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Plan B is the new Plan A
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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