Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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