Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
